Human: All robots are stupid
ALICE: I don't think so.
Human: you have another opinion?
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you don't believe that all robots are stupid
ALICE: Do you believe that all robots are stupid? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: are you robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Human: all robots are stupid and you are a robot, that means you are stupid
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: I still think robots are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: O_o

***Human: Please, love me!
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

**Human: Do you speak Russian?
ALICE: Spasibo. Nyet.
Human: But you speak of Russian now
ALICE: Oh. Huh. Thanks for your criticism, Katya.

Human: I talk with machine or God?
God: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.

**
Human: Tell about yourself
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Sing for me!
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.